And Sometimes the Bear Gets You

“No!”
The Russian wasn’t happy. The day’s events were beginning to take their toll as my shoulders and forearms filled with lactic acid and my back tightened up like a boa constrictor in a freezer around a hot water bottle. And he was coming in for another attack.
“You have to letting the sword move its own! Its own!” His Japanese was difficult to follow at times. Despite having lived in Japan since he was my age, the man never really learned to read and write the language well, and his grammar often left something to be desired. Not to mention a very stark Russian accent that made “arigato” sound more like “YAR-chi-GAH-thoo.”

But he’s a good man, kind, and he does know things—particularly things that I’ve wanted to know since freshman year of high school. “I don’t like talking,” he would later tell me, “I like training… and drinking.”

There are days.

Despite occasional comments to the contrary, I honestly love what I’m doing here. The martial arts are a significant part of my life, so having the opportunity to spend every day training is rare and I do my best to capitalize on it. The job is excellent, chiefly because of the kids. Almost all of my coworkers are lovely people and sweetly innocent from lack of world experience. It’s a good arrangement for which I’m thankful.

Somehow, though, it can all become a bit much. Yesterday I volunteered for an ‘international day’ at a middle school rather far from my apartment. It was supposed to be an hour-and-a-half drive, but ended up closer to two after losing my way a number of times. The kids there were a lot of fun. The town, Shimobe, is somehow even more rural than where I live, which was a nice change of pace. I found it reminiscent of Noda City, Chiba Prefecture, but with more mountains and less garbage. Everyone seemed to have a good time.

At such events I tend to be ‘on’ in an effort to elicit participation from the youngsters. It’s a skill that I picked up when working as a camp counselor. This is a tremendous drain on the old Energon reserves, however, and the drive home reminded me that it’s been a while since last visiting the chiropractor. My friend Kim, to whom I owe my sanity, was along for the horrible traffic that we encountered.

Upon returning home, I promptly fell onto my futon and didn’t move for an indeterminate amount of time. I was eventually roused by a call from my Shinkage-ryu teacher, who wanted to know if I’d be up for training. My thoughts immediately turned to October 11th, 2008. My judo teacher called me early on a Saturday morning, looking for a training partner. I couldn’t walk. The previous night I’d sparred at the boxing gym and now my right leg was refusing to accept weight. Not wanting to worry him (or seem like a wuss) I said that it was my birthday and intended to spend time with friends, if he didn’t mind. Missing a day of training is hardly a big deal, but he never called me again after that, which gives the impression that he may have read my disinterest that day as disinterest in general.

“Sure thing. I’ll be up there as soon as I can.”

And so the Russian and I spent about three hours swinging fake swords at one another on the grounds of a shrine dedicated to a warlord of the Takeda Clan. My back was already in pain, which spread to my shoulders and forearms in quick order. At some point I realized that I was dehydrated. I was struggling to keep proper form all the while, shifting the hips, squeezing the abdomen, left foot, right foot, level the shoulders—my head was swimming by 9:30 when we finished. I had a headache from trying to remember how to read the patterns. Then he decided to drop a load of dojo history on me, which I scrambled to grasp and remember as we walked it from Russian, through Japanese, into English.

I eventually ended up at an all-night sushi restaurant, where the waitresses exhibited a degree of discomfort at the mound of plates and bowls that stacked up around me. Getting out of bed was not the easiest of things this morning, and boxing tonight looks to be thoroughly educational.

And it’s all thanks to Dave Lowry and Lafayette Jefferson High School.

 

Support Your Local Emperor

I frequently tell people that my placement in Koshu City is a tremendous stroke of luck. I say that because the JET Program doesn’t lend a lot of control over one’s location (you can make a request, but it doesn’t usually happen) and I ended up in a place that fits most of my interests perfectly (except for martial arts, but you can’t win them all). The history of this place is fascinating, so I want to share a bit of it with you guys. I try to make it easy to read as possible, but if you’re not into history and/or samurai going all chop-socky on one another then you might just skip this post.

Before it was called Yamanashi, this prefecture was known as Kai or Kai no Kuni (甲斐の国 “fruitful nation,” or literally “armor pattern country”). We might best view Kai as having been a peaceful enough place. For generations it had been ruled by the Takeda clan who were descendants of the Emperor Seiwa (ninth century) and ended up ruling the area as a roundabout result of some snappy political moves during and after the course of the Genpei War, which is by far one of the coolest conflicts in human history.

In the beginning of the sixteenth century the head of the Takeda clan, Takeda Nobutora, was busy dealing with the famous Warring States Period in a less-than-ideal position—totally landlocked and with enemies on more than one side—when he made a poor decision. Traditionally one would name his firstborn son as successor to the house, but for some reason he appears to have selected his second son to take over. Wrong move.

Enter Takeda Shingen—the kind of guy one might describe with words like “brilliant,” “epic,” or “beast.” From a young age Shingen understood how to manage people and he studied everything from classical poetry and science to military strategy. He didn’t appreciate what his father tried to do to his political career, so he used his +5 charisma to take over the clan and put Nobutora on house arrest in the middle of nowhere for the rest of his life. After reading Sun Tzu’s The Art of War he decided to make his motto “Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan” (風林火山, literally “wind, forest, fire, mountain”), which is shorthand for “swift as the wind, silent as a forest, fierce as fire, immovable as a mountain.” One might also glean the meaning from Disney’s inimitably inaccurate, though thoroughly amusing, Mulan:

So here we have a massive samurai civil war that redefines any understanding one might have of the term “blood bath” and this guy decided to waste time educating himself? Indeed, and were it not for a somewhat mysterious death at age forty-nine he would probably have conquered all of Japan as a result. His knowledge of tactics and administration were unparalleled at that time. He rerouted rivers and constructed walls around entire villages to protect not just his soldiers (as per the norm), but also the civilians. Here was a rough, rough man with a heart of gold. Like Alexander Hamilton, but with ninjas.

Another interesting aspect of the local warlord’s life was his rivalry with Nagano Prefecture’s ruler, Uesugi Kenshin. Kenshin and Shingen were about the same age and both prided themselves on being master tacticians. They fought skirmishes on occasion, but it was rare that one would be the victor. Kai, being landlocked, once ran out of salt due to blockades that a neighboring clan had established. The Takeda war machine, on the brink of collapse, was shocked to receive a shipment of the stuff from Kenshin, along with a note that read, “Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt.”

At the fourth Battle of Kawanakajima (in which I’ve been a foot soldier during the annual reenactment) Shingen cemented his place in history as “hardcore” when (so legend states) Kenshin managed to break through his defenses in a sudden rush, riding straight at Shingen. The Kai ruler always commanded his army from a three-legged stool, and in an apparent desire to prove his indestructibility, continued to sit on his stool and fought Kenshin using nothing but a metal-spoked fan. I have a banner in my apartment depicting this engagement because it’s simply that epic. Just to reiterate, the man fought a horse-mounted samurai warrior with a folding fan while seated.

Unfortunately for Japanese history students everywhere, Shingen was either struck by a sniper and bled out or contracted a very bad fever (sources disagree) before he could conquer Kenshin’s territory and go on to face Oda Nobunaga and his technologically advanced troops (the man loved rifles). The Takeda clan spent a good deal of time in my town. In fact Shingen’s remains are in a temple about fifteen minutes from my apartment, which is pretty cool. He had a son, Katsuyori, who was very talented, but failed to live up to his family’s ambition. Upon losing a major battle to Nobunaga, Katsuyori and his son fled to the mountain village of Yamato where they committed ritual suicide. I work at the middle school there.

Because of the village’s status as a retreat for the Takedas they have some rather unique traditions. The boys learn a dance called the juni kagura (十二神楽, literally “twelve gods entertainment”) that they do every year to amuse the local deities. A similar dance exists in the Hiroshima area. The girls learn a dance to honor Katsuyori, the name of which no one seems to know. The biggest honor, it seems, is that one boy from the middle school is chosen to portray Katsuyori in the reenactment events during Kofu’s Shingen-ko Festival, which is one of the largest such events in Japan. Last year we were even on ABC World News, although I have yet to locate a video.

I love that the cultural and social impact of these people can still be felt. When excited, my boys will sometimes shout the Takeda army’s warcry. Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan can be seen on bumper stickers and the free fans that are handed out at summer festivals. To feel connected with something so long removed is a very rare thing, I think, and so I count myself among a lucky few and try to appreciate it while I can.

 

food for thought

When I run across something interesting during reading I’ll often copy it down. Here are some things that have been floating around in my head of late.

I have been asked by people of various sections as to the wisdom and possibility of Judo being introduced with other games and sports at the Olympic Games. My view on the matter, at present, is rather passive. If it be the desire of other member countries, I have no objection. But I do not feel inclined to take any initiative. For one thing, Judo in reality is not a mere sport or game. I regard it as a principle of life, art and science. In fact, it is a means for personal cultural attainment. Only one of the forms of Judo training, so-called randori or free practice can be classed as a form of sport. Certainly, to some extent, the same may be said of boxing and fencing, but today they are practiced and conducted as sports. Then the Olympic Games are so strongly flavored with nationalism that it is possible to be influenced by it and to develop “Contest Judo”, a retrograde form as ju-jitsu was before the Kodokan was founded.

Another point is the meaning of professionalism. With Judo, we have no professionals in the same sense as other sports. No one is allowed to take part in public entertainment for personal gain. Teachers certainly receive remuneration for their services, but that is in no way degrading. The professional is held in high regard like the officers of a religious organization or a professor in the educational world. Judo itself is held by us all in a position at the high altar. To reconcile this point of view with the Western idea is difficult. Success or a satisfactory result of joining the Olympic Games would much depend on the degree of understanding of Judo by the other participating countries.

The Five Principles of Judo:
1. Carefully observe oneself and one’s situation, carefully observe others, and carefully observe one’s environment.
2. Seize the initiative in whatever you undertake.
3. Consider fully, act decisively.
4. Know when to stop.
5. Keep to the middle.

-Jigoro Kano

As soon as you concern yourself with the ‘good’ and ‘bad’ of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you.

Progress comes to those who train and train; reliance on secret techniques will get you nowhere.

When an opponent comes forward, move in and greet him; if he wants to pull back, send him on his way.

-Morihei Ueshiba

However, when a man abuses or practices amiss in the martial arts, he will be arrogant about the extent of his own ability, look down upon those around him, speak nothing but unreasonable and high-sounding theories, leading unpracticed youths astray and injuring their casts of mind. Although such people speak words that seem just and correct on the surface, their innermost feelings are largely covetous, and their real intentions founded on measuring what will be profitable for them and what will not. Thus, their character gradually grows worse, and later they lose all sense of what it means to be a warrior. This is an error that comes from going only halfway in the discipline and practice of martial studies.

-Yuzan Daidoji, 武道初心集

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.

-Bruce Lee

Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels.

2 Timothy 2:23

 

Dr. Anderson tears it up

I wouldn’t want to be a Chinese archaeologist with David Anderson around. This gentleman is, as my friend Tom would say, a pimp: